- Top 10 Films of 2006:
- Bottom 5 films of 2006:
- Snakes on a Plane
Death of a President - Miami Vice
- The Science of Sleep
- Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
- Film which should have been in last year’s top ten: Brokeback Mountain
- Best Remake/Reworking: Casino Royale
- Most Unnecessary Remake/Reworking: Miami Vice
- Best Director: Martin Scorsese for The Departed
- Best Actress: Laura Dern for INLAND EMPIRE
- Best Actor: Ryan Gosling for Half Nelson
- Best Supporting Actress: Michelle Williams for Brokeback Mountain
- Best Supporting Actor: Jackie Earle Haley for Little Children (this was an astonishing performance…)
- Best Ensemble: Jackass Number Two
- Best Original Screenplay:Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck for Half Nelson
- Best Adapted Screenplay: William Monahan for The Departed
- Best Cinematography: Children of Men
- Best Soundtrack: Clerks II
- Best Concert Film: Awesome: I Fuckin’ Shot That!
- Most Alarming Cinematic Trend: Documentaries better suited for PBS being stretched to feature length for theatrical release.
- Most Memorable Line: “Even the trees walked in those fucking movies! ” — Randal Graves in Clerks II
- Best Documentary: An Inconvenient Truth
- Best Faux Documentary: Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
- Worst Faux Documentary: Death of a President
- Best use of Special Effects in a lame movie: The Science of Sleep
- Best Interviews in a Documentary: Why We Fight
- Film I feel guilty for missing: The Queen and The Good Shepherd (tie)
- Film I don’t feel guilty for missing: The Wicker Man (2006) and Basic Instinct 2 (tie)