Last Final

Posted on May 24, 2001 by grahams

I took my last final (months ago)!!!!!

Press Women Make Headlines

Posted on May 23, 2001 by grahams

I saw a bumper sticker which read “Press Women Make Headlines” this morning, and all I could think of was a picture of women being fed into a wooden barrel wine press, clawing to get out, on the front page of the New York Times.

Good morning. =)

Surreal

Posted on May 18, 2001 by grahams

On my way into work this morning there was a guy at the train station dressed in a Cow costume begging for money. It was one of the most surreal moments in my life.

I have a sore throat, and I contemplated calling out today. We will see how far I make it today.

sillyness

Posted on May 16, 2001 by grahams

During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, it chose the form of a large and moving Torb.
During the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants, it chose the form of a giant Sloar.

Lunatics Rule!

Posted on May 11, 2001 by grahams

Nothing is better than getting your finger chomped off while using public transportation.

HA!

Posted on March 20, 2001 by grahams

This is some classy shit.

I’m glad I didn’t go to school in this state… :)

Posted on March 7, 2001 by grahams

There are two funny stories in this newsletter for the The College of New Jersey.

First, the fuzz put a boot on this kid’s car. The guy drives off campus, with the boot on his wheel, gets to a parking lot, and changes his tire. I like the way this guy thinks… :)

Second, an employee of the college reports her office keys stolen, and this stupid newsletter publishes the room number and location. So if you have the keys, now feel free to walk into her office and take what you please.