Belated Friday Five

  1. If your life were a movie, what would the title be?
    I don’t
    want to be an asshole
  2. What songs would be on the soundtrack?
    • Faith No More – Everything’s Ruined
    • Talking Heads – Heaven (Stop Making Sense version)
    • Aphex Twin – Donkey Rhubarb
    • Autechre – Second Bad Vilbel
    • Black Flag – TV Party
    • Dead Milkmen – Bitchin’ Camaro
    • Dead Kennedys – California Uber Alles
    • Skinny Puppy – Tin Omen
    • Squarepusher – Come on my Selector
    • Mr. Bungle – None of Them Knew They Were Robots
    • Queen – Crazy Little Thing Called Love
    • Nine Inch Nails – March of the Pigs
    • Doubting Thomas – Father Don’t Cry
    • Ramones – Rockaway Beach
    • Other songs I am forgetting
  3. Would it be a live-action film or animated? Why?
    Live-action, cuz I generally dislike animated films.
  4. Casting: who would play you, members of your family, friends,

    I would play the lead.
  5. Describe the movie preview/trailer.
    It would show a drunk
    me, sitting in a closet at a party, drunk off his ass, crying, for 30
    seconds. Fade to black. Title Card.”

3 thoughts on “Belated Friday Five

  1. I hope you know that just because you’re a man who acts like a crying sissy in a closet that doesn’t automatically nominate you for an Oscar ;)

  2. Classic.

    Hey, I actually saw that movie when it was being filmed. It was quite good; I think I may have to rent it again soon.

    And hey, where’s the David Bowie representation on your soundtrack?

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