- If your life were a movie, what would the title be?
I don’t
want to be an asshole - What songs would be on the soundtrack?
- Faith No More – Everything’s Ruined
- Talking Heads – Heaven (Stop Making Sense version)
- Aphex Twin – Donkey Rhubarb
- Autechre – Second Bad Vilbel
- Black Flag – TV Party
- Dead Milkmen – Bitchin’ Camaro
- Dead Kennedys – California Uber Alles
- Skinny Puppy – Tin Omen
- Squarepusher – Come on my Selector
- Mr. Bungle – None of Them Knew They Were Robots
- Queen – Crazy Little Thing Called Love
- Nine Inch Nails – March of the Pigs
- Doubting Thomas – Father Don’t Cry
- Ramones – Rockaway Beach
- Other songs I am forgetting
- Would it be a live-action film or animated? Why?
Live-action, cuz I generally dislike animated films. - Casting: who would play you, members of your family, friends,
etc?
I would play the lead. - Describe the movie preview/trailer.
It would show a drunk
me, sitting in a closet at a party, drunk off his ass, crying, for 30
seconds. Fade to black. Title Card.”
I hope you know that just because you’re a man who acts like a crying sissy in a closet that doesn’t automatically nominate you for an Oscar ;)
Classic.
Hey, I actually saw that movie when it was being filmed. It was quite good; I think I may have to rent it again soon.
And hey, where’s the David Bowie representation on your soundtrack?
Completely missing…. Good catch!