Weird Al keeps knocking them out of the park

I saw this little nugget buried toward the end of an article on Al over at Idolator.

And really, how can you not root for someone who sees the blinding absurdity in R. Kelly’s serial song poem “Trapped in the Closet”–and raises it by turning it into an 11-minute song about two people going to the drive-thru for some burgers? We can’t wait to see the video for that one.

For the best send-up of “Trapped in the Closet” ever, check the MP3 link at the bottom of that article.

Return of the Roommate

was around this weekend, visiting his parents who moved from NJ to NH a few weeks ago. I hadn’t seen him since the 30th, but this was the first time we were able to really hang out in years. Friday night Jon got a ride to my work (which is really close to NH) and we drove back to Boston to meet up with to grab some food at Tasca before seeing Peeping Tom and Gnarls Barkley over at Avalon. The tickets said 7pm, but I checked the Avalon website (which is terrible, and took forever to navigate) which said doors were at 6pm and the show started at 7pm. Now, I’ve probably seen 100 shows in my life, and I can’t think of a single time where the show started “on time”. We got there at 7:03pm, and not only was there a 7:05pm game at Fenway (which Avalon is across Lansdowne from), but there was a line of over 100 people outside the venue. As we got on line, it was clear that Peeping Tom (the band I was actually there to see) was already playing.. So I missed about 20 minutes of their set waiting on a line outside, and was pretty pissed. But I calmed down once I got inside… The part of their set I caught was good, they even played a Lovage song (“Anger Management”) sparking an internal debate over whether it’s a cover song if you play the song of another band you are in… Who knows… I’d like to see Peeping Tom as a headliner though.. With only one album under their belt it might be difficult, but Patton isn’t afraid of playing covers, so I think they could put on a good set.

After a quick stage flush, Gnarls Barkley’s 14 piece touring outfit took the stage. Another band with only one (relatively short) album under their belt, but they put on a great show. I was impressed as to how an album recorded by a producer/laptop weenie and a vocalist/lyricist was translated to stage. They did a faithful rendition of most (if not all) of the songs on the album, but with an album that’s only 35 minutes long their set was really short. Whatever, I mean, I’d rather have one tight set than one padded with crap, but a few well-selected covers might have been nice. But whatever, the show as great, even if it ended before 10pm. This is the real reason the show started so promptly, because the bloodless motherfuckers at Avalon didn’t want to interfere with their lame dance club night. Hey, I’d be happy if shows always started on time, but I think a 15 minute delay is appropriate if half the audience is waiting online outside.

Saturday, we had brunch at Moogy’s before heading to Harvard Square and MIT for some tourism. We caught the Fogg Museum at Harvard which was great, as well as the new Stata Center, hideously designed by Frank Gehry. After tourism, we had some delicious Imperial Pizza, and Jon and I headed to NH to have a shower at his parents’ house (our bathroom is still not done) and to meet up with Garrett at “Boston” Billiard Club in Nashua, NH. It was a great time, Jon and I quickly reverting to our old “Garrett Music Quiz” selves… It’s amazing how much he DOESN’T know about music. I mean, even if you can’t remember the title “Penny Lane” you should be able to figure out it’s The Beatles…

Sunday, Corinna and I caught Beowulf & Grendel with the film club. It was a really good adaptation of the poem (as I remember from reading it 15 years ago). It focused on Beowulf hunting Grendel, but none of what came after that. I guess that should have been obvious from the film’s title, but I was oblivious. Anyway, it was really enjoyable (besides Sarah Polley, who’s delivery was dead as a board and who didn’t even try to fake an accent).

Answers

The music quiz from the other day was a partial success, with you guys guessing 7/20 correctly. I’ve put the correct answers below the cut, so don’t click that link if you’re still playing. Of course, if you’re reading this via an RSS feed you will just have to avert your eyes.

This quiz (and the lack of variety in the “random” songs) inspired me to finally refill my iPod. I was drawing from a hastily chosen (by dragging random artists to the iPod) 10 gigs when I made the quiz. Now all 30 gigs are filled with hand-chosen albums. Maybe I’ll make a new quiz with the newly-filled iPod… Or I could just use iTunes instead of my iPod and draw from 90 gigs.

Answers Below The Cut

Lemming

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  1. Put your mp3 player on random.
  2. Post a line from the first 20 songs that play.
  3. Ask everyone to guess what song and artist the lines come from.
  4. Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
  5. No cheating.

I had to reformat my iPod recently, and haven’t “really” loaded it back up yet, so this is coming from a pretty limited selection of music.

  1. Smearing wet concrete and swearing you’ll never be caught – “Caffeine” by Faith No More ()
  2. A crack in the sky and a hand reaching down to me – “Oh! You Pretty Things” by David Bowie ()
  3. The Patty Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango
  4. A shallow pond slow descending so slow to drown – “Last Call” by Skinny Puppy ()
  5. They say it’s your birthday; We’re gonna have a good time – “Birthday” by The Beatles ()
  6. My brother wants a ride to the liquor store
  7. Just an inch between striking out and striking rich
  8. And a woman hot with worry slyly slipped a tin of stewing steak – “God Knows I’m Good” by David Bowie ()
  9. If the illusion is real; Let them give you a ride
  10. When they play tunes, when they play tunes, when they play riffs of the hard rock beat
  11. Strung out until ripped apart; Who dares, dares to condemn
  12. She’s sleepin’ with her head in the kitchen; And her feet’s out in the hall
  13. Wicked waits the torturer – “Inquisition” by Skinny Puppy ()
  14. Though the hunter in the night; Fills your childish heart with fright
  15. He-li venco -de-ho; Chi-le venco de-ho – “Warszawa” by David Bowie (Anonymous Commenter)
  16. Tell me wife I love her very much she knows – “Space Oddity” by David Bowie ()
  17. Dont u know straight hair aint got no curl (no curl)
  18. He’d like for her to roll and rock him; Turn his life around
  19. I’ve done my best to live the right way; I get up every morning and go to work each day
  20. You know you will have little time to stop and think; when engaging in hand-to-hand combat.