Perhaps Dale Earnhardt, Jr. should have done a bit more market research on the name of his new candy bar. It did inspire me to come up with a new slogan for the product:
candy
Awesome Allergy Warnings
Geoff at work found this awesome allergy warning on the wrapper of one of the candies my company gave out in our Halloween goodie bags:
“This product contains Tartrazina Colouring (E-102) that can cause alergical reactions in sensible people”
I was also fond of “On Rare Occasions This Product May Contain Gluten”. If you’re allergic to Gluten, are you going to play Russian Roulette?