I’m planning on running for President of Red Sox Nation next year (Update: Or not.. What is the term of RSN President, anyway?), and my platform is a simple one: Tacos at Fenway Park. Think about it, how awesome would it be to yell out "HEY TACO GUY" and have a few hard shells tossed your way? To me, it sounds like heaven. It would complete the Fenway experience.. In preparation for my run, I’ve held a few TACOSOX events at my house, where we make lots of tacos and watch the Red Sox. It has been a major hit!
Further validating my theory that Fenway is severly taco-deprived: Lowell and Pedroia brought tacos to fans camping out for tickets.
Oh, and my campaign mascot? An Anthropomorphised taco named "Tacoby Shellsbury". That is all.
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Pure f’in genius. Sign me up for a Tacoby Shellsbury t-shirt.
You won’t have to wait long.
Taco Bell is sort of in on this.
Yeah, we talked about that at work today… Everyone wants to ride the bandwagon…
Maybe you could talk Justin Timberlake into being your mascot, he did so well as the omlet, I would imagine he would be great as a giant taco :)
There is now a Tacoby Shellsbury controversy!
But I corrected the facts.
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Keep fighting the good fight, the campaign appreciates it!