Best Actress: Isabella Rosselini (Saddest Music in the World)
Best Actor: Paul Bettany (Dogville)
Best Supporting Actress: Lynn Redgrave (Kinsey)
Best Supporting Actor: Nick Frost (Shaun of the Dead)
Best Ensemble: Shaun of the Dead
Best Original Screenplay: Shaun of the Dead
Best Adapted Screenplay: Spiderman 2
Best Cinematography: Dogville
Best Soundtrack: Team America: World Police
Most Alarming Cinematic Trend: Ben Stiller’s Increasingly
Most Memorable Line: Team America: World Police
Lisa: Promise me you’ll never die.
Gary Johnston: You know I can’t promise that.
Lisa: Promise me you’ll never die and I’ll make love to you right now.
Gary Johnston: I promise I’ll never die.
Best Documentary: End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones
Best Faux Documentary: The Battle of Algiers
Movie which was good, yet didn’t make it anywhere else on this list: Napoleon Dynamite
Best Fake Television Network: “The Ocho” – Dodgeball
Reinforcement that M. Night Shyamalan sucks: The Village
Best use of Special Effects in a lame movie: Sky Captain and the
World of Tomorrow
Most audience manipulating “Documentary”: Tarnation
Film I won’t watch until I can get it off Napster: Metallica:
Some Kind of Monster
Best Interviews in a Documentary: The Fog of War
Film I feel guilty for missing (tie): Sideways & The Motorcycle Diaries
Film I don’t feel guilty for missing: MXP: Most Xtreme Primate