Many of you know that I used to work for Warner-Lambert (which is now Pfizer), in the Gum division (American Chicle Group, later Adams USA). Through this job I got lots of different freebies, including copious amounts of gum. But one of the more peculiar freebies that I got has mystified me since:

Now, I don’t know about you, but to me, a box cutter decorated like a stick of gum just doesn’t sit well with me.