My Ass is on Fire

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AND THE CREAMY TOPPING?!?!?! – The god-damned phone number doesn’t work?!?!?!

5 thoughts on “My Ass is on Fire

  1. get this

    i use verizon for my phone, i had a rather large bill one month and they screwed up and billed me for it twice! since it was auto withdrawl it just sent my account hurling into the red abyss. sadly it was through key bank, who make their money off of overdrawn fees, which ended up to be $250. verizon would return what they took, but not the additional fees. so i ate it.

    my oppinions of verizon are not high. besides, they still have yet to successfully merge all the bell stuff they aquired.

    1. Re: get this

      Oh, you can not imagine how low my opinion is of Verizon… :)

      I specifically did not signup for autowidthdrawal due to horror stories such as yours… It sucks that you had to eat those fees… Too bad you can’t take them to small claims..

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