And the number is???

Best work email exchange ever:

First, Allen wrote:

[…] If, by chance, bored over the weekend and are in need of a fresh cut Christmas tree give me a call and come to Auburn, MA. (508-826-2928) I give discounts. We have donkeys!

To which I replied:

How many donkeys?

And his final reply:

Two. Mini donkeys. Cute little buggers.