and I went to the Hippie Mart ™ to pick up dinner tonight and as we were walking in an employee was setting up a display of Crocs, otherwise known as “the most unattractive shoes of modern times”. Corinna remarked at how high their price was, and I commented that they should pay you to wear them since they make you look like a complete douchebag.
It was at this point that I noticed that the customer two feet in front of us was wearing Crocs.
and then did you say “whoopsie!” or did you say, “See? Told you.”
Hahaha…
Neither, I just quietly laughed to myself and pointed it out to Corinna…
But the Croc-wearing customer had only him/herself to blame! How could anyone think it was a good idea to wear such a thing? They’re worse than Uggs, or even jelly shoes.
They are not that bad, well on most people they are pretty bad. You have to have a hippy look to you to wear those things, otherwise you just look like a trendy prick.
Okay anyone weraing these shoes is a total asshole.
I never thought they could get uglier, but I was wrong.
No, they are just universally ugly.
They look appropriate for old ladies who garden and indie girls who knit. Everyone else is warned.
No. They make everyone look like a retarded oompa loompa on summer holiday.
That is also an accurate description of fake tanning.
That was one thing that pissed me off when I was in Hawaii with Gad…. There are Adult Crocs, kiddie crocs and baby crocs. BABY CROCS, for God’s sake! WHY?! What kind of hippie-tree-hugging-parent would do that to their kid?!
Baby Crocs
You know what, I have baby crocs for Lisa and these are THE ONLY shoes out of I-don’t-know-how-many-pairs I bought until last month that are roomy enough to accomodate her high rise/arch feet and light enough for her to be able to lift her feet off the ground. And they can be washed easily. When buying them, I was not looking to follow ugly fasion, but for her comfort and to use as water shoes when we go to the shore.
I think they would be quite handy for their (original?) purpose as gardening shoes (dirt falls out holes, you can hose them down).
But the crossover to mainstream footwear is a ssd, sad state of affairs.
Yeah, but you’re a funny asshole
They look like those things the girls used to wear – jellies? – but for douchy adults.
Definitely douchy. I concur.