Last night, Corinna opened my eyes to one of the most far-reaching conspiracies known to man. And now that I am awake, I feel that it is my obligation to not only spread the word, but lead the cause to end this crime against humanity.
Square boxes of tissues cost twice as much as rectangular boxes. Don’t believe me? Next time you are at the supermarket check it out. What is so special about square boxes that they cost twice as much? Are the two not made of cardboard? Do they not contain the same product? It’s incredible, and I am going to boycott square boxes of tissues (despite their desktop real-estate allure) until this situation is rectified. I hope you join me in this cause.