Answers to Brock’s Interview Questions

1. What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen?

Without a doubt, it is Gerry. A close second is Vendredi soir.

2. What is your second most favorite beverage?

A great root beer.

3. If you could invent something to help mankind, what would it be?

Clean renewable energy, without a doubt.

4. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done?

Not taking the first few months after I was laid off more seriously.. I figured I needed a bit of a vacation, and it was right before the holidays, but it was a year between when I started really searching for work in January and when I actually started getting anywhere in my job hunt.

It was also stupid to stay in Boston for as long as I did, as I ended up blowing through all of my savings and running up substantial debt. Of course, if I wasn’t in Boston, I wouldn’t have met

 , so I guess it was worth it after all…

5. Marry, boff, kill: Osama, Sadamm, Ted Kaczynski.

A) I refuse to answer a question which besmirches this glorious game by replacing the word ‘fuck’ with ‘boff’. Who the fuck says ‘boff’? It isn’t even retro-cool.

B) Who the fuck is Sadamm?

9 thoughts on “Answers to Brock’s Interview Questions

  1. “Who the fuck says ‘boff’? It isn’t even retro-cool.”

    30 Rock, the new Tina Fey show came up with this gem, obviously for the censors. I highly recommend it.


        1. 30 rock, the new Tina Fey show came up with this gem

          How are you not saying the show came up with this? It is precisely the fucking phrase you fucking used.
          now, for contrast…
          How are you not saying the show came up with this? It is precisely the boffing phrase you boffing used.

          Advantage: Fuck

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