Assmonkeys

Fuck UPS. My parents sent me my birthday presents which UPS tried to deliver yesterday to no avail (I wasn’t home yet). To reroute the package to my work, I called the number when then told me to use their website, which I did. Apparently that never went through, and they tried again this morning to deliver my package to home… I called the douches and they said they had no record of my request and I would have to wait ANOTHER day….