Just to round out the family

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I had a second phonepost I left last night that Frank the Goat seems to have lost… I will try to remember what I said in that post tomorrow, when I am a little less frazzled. In the time being, it’s nice to be back in Boston. Here is a stupid internet meme that my sisters did, so I feel obligated to participate in.

  • Using band names, spell out your name.

  • S - Skinny Puppy

  • E - Elvis Costello and the Attractions

  • A - Aphex Twin

  • N - Nine Inch Nails

  • Have you ever had a song written about you? Yes, wrote a silly song for me at this year’s Halloween Party

  • What song makes you cry? I’ve cried to Talking Heads’ “Heaven” a few times.

  • What song makes you happy? Talking Heads’ “Don’t Worry About The Government”

  • What do you like to listen to before bed? Aphex Twin’s “Selected Ambient Works Vol. II

  • Appearance

  • Height: 5'10”

  • Hair color: Brown

  • Skin color: Pink

  • Eye color: Blue or Green depending on light, but my license says blue

  • Piercings: None

  • Tattoos: None

  • Right Now

  • What Color Pants are you Wearing? Blue Striped Jammies

  • What Song are you Listening to or Watching? Nothing, but “Right Now” by Van Halen is stuck in my head for obvious reasons

  • What Taste is in Your Mouth? Blood (from flossing my teeth for the first time in forever)

  • What is the Weather Like? Cold and Rainy

  • How Are You? Swell, now that I am not in Texass anymore

  • Do you:

  • Get Motion Sickness? Funny you ask, I got queasy on the last flight today… Probably because I chugged a margarita before getting on the plane. Normally I only get sick in cars with “floaty” suspensions or when reading.

  • Have a Bad Habit? I am addicted to Coke Classic.

  • Get Along With Your Parents? Absolutely

  • Favorites

  • TV Show? Good Eats, of course

  • Magazine? Rolling Stone, I guess, I don’t read many magazines anymore

  • Soda? Coke

  • Thing to do on the Weekend? Lounge, and watch movies with the SNFC

  • Have you

  • Broken the Law? Every time I get in my car.

  • Snuck out of the house? Don’t think so…

  • Made a prank phone call? Absolutely

  • Ever tipped over a porta pottie? Nope.

  • Used your parents’ credit card? Nope

  • Skipped School Before? A few times.

  • Fell asleep in the shower/bath? No.

  • Been in a school play? No.

  • Let a friend cry on your shoulder? Yes.

  • Ever had a major regret? Yes.

  • Love

  • Boyfriend? No.

  • Girlfriend? Yes, the lovely and talented

  • Children? Only a few bastards left behind in Rochester

  • Had a hard time getting over someone? Yes.

  • Your greatest regret? The hidden donkey.

  • Random

  • Do you have a job? Finally.

  • Your cd player has in it right now? My car CD player has the new U2 cd in it, I believe.

  • If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Gay question.

  • What makes you happy? Airline on A&E

  • Who makes you the happiest? Me.

  • What’s the next cd you’re gonna get? Maybe the remastered Nine Inch Nails “The Downward Spiral (Special Edition)?

  • Who do you consider good friends? Admiral Ackbar says this question is a traaaap. I have lots of good friends, but the ones who have been there the longest are , Johnny, and James.

  • When/What was the last?

  • Time you cried? I think I got a little misty at “Kinsey” during Lynn Redgrave’s scene

  • You got a real letter? Probably when I was living in NJ.

  • You got e-mail? I constantly get e-mail.

  • TV Program you watched? Ken Jennings’ Streak-Ender on Jeopardy.

  • Movie you saw at the theater? Kinsey

  • Your thoughts on

  • Abortion? I don’t have a vagina, so I don’t get to make vagina rules. And really, if I were able to make vagina rules, I wouldn’t waste my vagina rule on abortion. I would clearly make a rule having something to do with ready and open access to vaginas by me.

  • Teenage smoking? Smoking is vile.

  • Spice Girls? Sporty.

  • Downloading music illegally? I don’t judge, but I think as much as the record labels blow, at least the artist gets SOMETHING by buying the songs. IMHO, the bigger the artist, the less I worry about people pirating their music. Small, no-name, indie bands? Do the right thing.