Last night, while watching the Red Sox eviscerate the Rockies, I developed a few more pieces of my campaign platform:
- The original, Tacos at Fenway; featuring Tacoby Shellsbury
- During the postseason, when the Red Sox are playing away, fans can get into Fenway on the cheap and watch the game on the big screen, surrounded by other fans.
- Cleat Babes. I saw some old dude brushing the dirt out of Beckett’s cleats while he was waiting to pitch again. Get rid of the old dude, replace him with a hotchick.