Best work email exchange ever:
First, Allen wrote:
[…] If, by chance, you.re bored over the weekend and are in need of a fresh cut Christmas tree give me a call and come to Auburn, MA. (508-826-2928) I give discounts. We have donkeys!
To which I replied:
How many donkeys?
And his final reply:
Two. Mini donkeys. Cute little buggers.
Dos Burros!
Steal the mini donkeys and your moms snow globe lawn ornament and we can make a live action manger scene that would make a PETA member vomit blood on sight.