Everybody has nice stuff but me

Tonight is the Rovia Holiday Party, which should be wonderful. It is being held at the wonderful Parade of Meat, which is like Valhalla (Neverending supply of Meat, delivered on Swords by Beautiful Waitresses, what more could you ask?).

I dressed up for the occasion… Perhaps I will turn on the webcam later so you can see me look like an ass. :)